Friday, November 6, 2015

candy

I love candy. It is one of my favorite things on the planet. It is hard to make candy bad. But there is one candy on this planet that should be destroyed. Candy Corn is the nastiest candy ever created. It is a disgrace to the word candy. It should not be considered candy, or even edible. It is a disappointment of a creation. You cannot trust someone who likes Candy Corn because then you know that they like atrocious things. Also, how did it get its name? It tastes nothing like corn, it doesn't look like corn, and who would even want corn flavored candy? In conclusion Candy Corn is born of evil and should be destroyed.

1 comment:

  1. I literally couldn't even agree more. CANDY CORN IS A BAD BAD THING.

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